The Contents of a Lost Note

Found, one note of apology reading thusly:

"I apologize for ruing (sic) your milk (indecipherable) - it was out of sheer thoughtlessness. I was in a hurry and didn't care. I am so sorry for being lame like that. It won't happen again. I will replace this for you as soon as possible. (signature indecipherable)"

There's something about this note that I find rather funny.