Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld in Iraq

Here's the low down, Gate:

Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld made a secret visit to Iraq today and were captured by Iraqi militants who promptly put the trio up against the wall to face the firing squad. The were allowed to say some final words in descending order of importance, Rumsfeld first.

"Tornado!" Said Rumsfeld and while the distracted Iraqis were looking for the tornado, he climbed over the wall and escaped.

Now it's Cheney's turn. "Earthquake!" he shouted. And while the panic stricken Iraqis are bracing themselves for a tremor, he climbs over the wall and escapes.

Now there's just Bush left and after the Iraqi firing squad re-assembled, he calls out "Fire!"