Black Crow King

There's a rather annoying crow that's taken up residence around these parts, Gate. "caw! CAW! CAW!" shatters the tranquil silence ... it's rather disturbing. If crows must live here, why can't they be quiet crows?

In other matters concerning the local fauna, someone has taken to poisoning the local deer. No doubt they're fed up with having their plants gobbled by the cloven-hoofed marauders, but poisoning them is pretty extreme. At least our neighbor across the street has given up feeding them. Last year there were no less that 17 deer meandering about our lot waiting for the gravy train to arrive across the street.