Miscellania

Quotable: "Columbus was gay. He was!"

Local News: Rumours have been proved true. Our local ferry which runs between Beautiful Downtown P.A. and Victoria, B.C. has been sold. No one knows to whom or at least no one's telling. Neither is anyone saying much about a recent incident in which the ferry, a real tub of a boat, was rolling in heavy swells and a row of motorcycles was knocked over resulting in a spill of gasoline all over the car deck.

Local Strange-os Vanish: Not seen lately: David Dingo and the Urban Camper.