Sunday, August 01, 2004

Sporting Life

Mike Tyson's "comeback" was abruptly halted in the fourth round when Danny Williams's k.o. punch sent the former heavy-weight champ and all-around-thug down for the count. Now that he's officially on the night train for Palookaville, Tyson has more worries than just taking a bruising at the hands of the British upstart Williams ... his fortune long since gone, the creditors are are circling like sharks. Infomercialdom may be Tyson's last hope.

Meanwhile, the West Indies cricket team seems likely to win.