First Things First Department

What ho, Gentle Reader ... that is to say "Wazzup?" The latter is as contemporary as I'll ever likely get so enjoy it while you can.

I'd like to take a moment in this first post-o-roonie to send Greetings to all the cats who hail from the rock bound coast of Maine to the dewy cliffs of California: Greetings Cats. Now that the formalities are over, Gate, let's dissipate to other matters, namely the raison d'etre of this blog-o-roonie. As the hep alien said to Jean Paul Sartre, Daddy-o take me to your litre.

Read on!